I think I can fit it in
More like half off------------------------------------------------
http://www.jr.co.il/humor/medicalcharts.txt
Actual HMO Medical Chart Entries...
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
4 comments:
Humor is always a good post!
funny stuff. As I read some other blogs I realize that as winter really sets in here on the east coast, we need more humor in our lives.
So true about needing more humor. While other blogs are busy with heavy contemplation ( I am guilty !) they overlook something so important... to stop for a minute and just take that to clear your head and even... laugh! Thanks!
Yea it's always nice to see or hear something humorous. You're welcome.
It's true, sometimes we get caught up in other stuff that we don't take time to laugh. And some people do, like some stuff I've seen on other blogs that were really funny.
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