In life, we can either let our experiences make us bitter, or we can channel that feeling towards being a good example in order to improve things.



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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Funny sayings

http://www.jr.co.il/humor/sayings4.txt
Below are some of them

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

5 comments:

EN said...

Thanks for the hearty laugh. These are really funny sayings.

Anonymous said...

very funny, the lawyer line reminded me of another joke, a guy walks in to a bar and loudly proclaims "all lawyers are idiots"
so this guy walks up to him and says, you know I really take what you said very personally, why are you a lawyer? no, I'm an idiot.

Lvnsm27 said...

En, you're welcome.

Anon, that's cute, thanks

Daniel said...

it sounds like the comedy of Steven Wright
Funny stuff.

bleemy's blemishes said...

Very cute stuff!!

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