Firstly, I hope you all had a nice time on yom tov. Mine was quite nice. I Stayed home with family, went to shul and also visited friends. Now, we're back to regular days. It went by so fast. But this year I don't mind as much as last year when I was still in college and the holiday was a nice break.
On to other things, I heard this joke somewhere and decided to share it. A man was looking at the obituraries and he noticed his full name in there and it described information on him perfectly. He went to call his lawer to sue the newspaper and when the lawyer heard his voice he replied, "Where are you calling from?"